Britain currently suffers from rising knife crime, but rest assured, the state has priorities in order – it is going to introduce a ban on milkshakes!
The group came to this conclusion after surveying various milkshakes, and found these freakshakes (of which are milkshakes that contain condiments such as chocolates, sweets, cake, cream and flavoured sauces) to be the worst in that sense, finding that they contained ‘grotesque levels of sugar and calories’.
They decided that the worst offender was the Unicorn Freakshake from Toby Carvey, of which has 39 teaspoons of sugar or 1,280 calories.
The perfect cool down… pic.twitter.com/MegaWgyGE6
— Toby Carvery (@tobycarvery) August 22, 2018
This group have also campaigned for mandatory traffic light-coloured nutrition labelling across all menus (of which the government is currently consulting on) and have felt that the sugar reduction programme as initiated by Public Health England doesn’t go far enough.
A spokesman for Toby Carvery said: “Freakshakes only feature on our main menu and are not targeted at children.”
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